生活大爆炸 第七季

If I didn't have you
如果身旁没有你
Life would be blue
生活无趣失重心
I'd be Dr.Who without the TARDIS
《神秘博士》没话亭 #电视剧《神秘博士》中的多功能电话亭对这剧有举足轻重的意义#

A candle without a wick
也像蜡烛没灯芯
A Waston without a Crick
沃森没了克里克#沃森与克里克与另一名搭档一起发现了DNA分子结构#
I'd be one of my outfits without a dick-ie
像我的衣服少领结

I'd be cheese without the mac
起司没有通心面
Jobs without the Mozniak
乔布斯没有沃兹尼亚克
I'd be solving exponential equations
没有了你就像是
That use bases not found on your calculator
用少底的计算器来解指数方程式
Making it much harder to crack
难度加倍解不出

I'd be an atom without a bomb
像个原子没有弹
A dot without the com
像个点少了com
And I'd probably still live with my mom
而且还在跟我妈住
(all)And he'd probably still live with his mom
他还会在跟他妈住

Ever since I met you, you turned my world around
打从初次遇见你 一切天翻又地覆
You supported all my dreams and all my hopes
我的梦想与希望 都有你在支持
You're like uranium-235 and I'm uranium-238
你若是那铀235 那我就是铀238
Almost inseparable isotopes
难分离的同位素

I couldn't have imagined
我从没能想象到
How good my life would get
此生能如此幸福
From the moment
而我的幸福的起点
That I met you
是在我初次遇见你
Bernadette
伯纳黛特

If I didn't have you
如果身旁没有你
Life would be dreary
百无聊赖失去寄托
I'd be string theory without any string
像弦理论失去了弦
I'd be binary code without a one
二进制少了1
A cathode ray tube without an electron gun
阴极射线管没有电子枪
I'd be Firefly, Buffy and Avengers without Joss Whedon
《萤火虫》《巴菲》《复仇者联盟》没了导演乔斯惠登

I'd speak a lot more Klingon
我会说克林贡语
Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam
黄道吉日今日宜死 #克林贡语版的today is a good day to die#
(all)And he'd definitely still live with his mom
他还会在跟他妈住

Ever since I met you, you turned my world around
打从初次遇见你 一切天翻又地覆
You're my best my friend and my lover
当我的挚爱与挚友
We're like changing electric and magnetic fields
要电动才能生磁 而磁变才会生电
You can't have one
如果没有了对方
Without the other
只有自己便不行

I couldn't have imaginedHow good my life would get
我从没能想象到
How good my life would get
此生能如此幸福
From the moment
而我的幸福的起点
That I met you
是在我初次遇见你
Bernadette
伯纳黛特

(all)We couldn't have imagined
我们从没能想象到
How good our lives would get
此生能如此幸福
From the moment
而我们的幸福的起点
That we met you
是在我们初次遇见你
Bernadette
伯纳黛特

if i didn't have u
life would be blue
i would be the doctor who without the TARDIS
A candle without a wick
A Waston without a Crick
I would be one of my outfits without a dick-ie
I would be cheese without the mac
Jobs without the Wozniak
I’be be solving exponential equations
that use bases not found on your calculator
making it much harder to crack
I would be an atom without a bomb
a dot without the com
and I would probably still live with my mom
and he would probably still live with his mom

ever since i met u
u turned my world around
you supported all my dreams and all my hopes
you’re like uranium-235 and I’m uranium -238
almost inseparable isotopes


i could not have imagined,
how good my life would get
from the moment
that i met u
Bernadette

if I didn’t have you
life would be dreary
I’d be string theory without any string
I’d be binary code without a one
a cathode ray tube without an electron gun
I’d be Firefly，Buffy and Avengers without Joss Whedon
I’d be speak a lot more Klingon
Heghlu’meH QaQ jajvam（today is a good day to die）
And he’d definitely still live with his mom

ever since i met u
u turned my world around
you are my best friend and my lover
we are like changing electric and magnetic fields
you can’t have one
without the other

i could not have imagined,
how good my life would get
from the moment
that i met u
Bernadette

oh we couldn’t have imagined
how good our lives would get
from the moment
that we met you
Bernadette

❤

生活大爆炸是我唯一一部随时追的美剧，意思是每周五片源出来就会下下来看，不会等剧透、不会等全季出完，一集一集，风雨无阻。每一季结束，还会把20几集重看一遍。

第七季的结局，Sheldon的出走，意料之外，情理之中，这是我再看一遍第七季得出的结论。

看看后半程在Sheldon身上都发生了什么：

*妈妈的第二春
*加桌子事件
*与地理书同眠事件
*杂烩餐馆与灵媒
*PS4与XBOX one
*质子教授之死
*被逼继续弦理论
*漫画店付之一炬
*L与P订婚事件
*好几次向他提及同居的Amy
*（或许还有吧...）


从第七季后半段开始，一件事情接着一件事情，直到最后一集三箭齐发，大部分事情都是Sheldon无法控制的，根本无法改变的。就像Sheldon说的，玩LEGO已经不能解决前六季中发生在他身上的那些不如他意的事情，这一季编剧在他身上下了猛料。


或许我们都是Sheldon，或许我们都曾经想变成Sheldon.

@他很聪明，智商够几个人用。
@他有一份他热爱的工作，而且他确实也做得不错。
@他有爱好，生活不枯燥，他也有足够的钱支撑他的爱好。
@他有自己的规则，有自己的计划，有自己的时间表，最关键的是，他确实能让大部分规则、计划和时间表成真。
@他有假期，只要愿意就可以正常时间下班。
@他有一大群朋友，虽然他行事确有古怪，但是莫名吸引了一群愿意包容他直到第七季还跟他一起玩儿的朋友。
@他有女朋友。
@他身材适中，没有发胖
@他生长在正常的家庭，他妈妈身体健康，没有一起住，常为他祈祷

这样看起来很爽啊，这或许就是我们理想的生活，相比剧中其他几个主要角色，L一直和P纠缠不清、被S折磨；R第七季结局才有份看似会有结果的感情；H的老妈和童年阴影；P丢了工作还要演猩猩；B的bus size婆婆；A遇到S之前的孤独；更不用说万年悲催配Stuart，就连最后一集看起来转运了都让人觉得有问题。

我们都曾经想成为Sheldon，甚至现在都想成为上面描述的那个人。

是啊，当发现之前的事情在最后一集开始变化了，编剧就硬生生揉烂了那一团幻影丢在S脸上，告诉他，嘿，世界变了。

这或许是我最喜欢的季终，我也热切地期待第八季，或许一切都会开始不一样。

所有角色都在成长，或许到了S由量变到质变的时候。

07
你怎么能忍受谢尔顿这种人啊W-Why do you put up with Sheldon?
因为我们是朋友呀Oh, uh, you know, because we're friends.
为什么呀Why?
-你真喜欢给人出难题 -当然- Wow, you ask really hard questions. - Yeah.
我知道他总是惹人厌Look, I-I know he can be aggravating,
但你要知道but what you have to remember is that
他不是故意的he's not doing it on purpose.
只是他这人天性如此It's just how he is.
其实他很忠诚也很可靠But he's also loyal and trustworthy
我们在一起挺开心的and we have fun together...
你...你知道自己是在描述一只狗吧You... you know you're describing a dog.
他的确咬过我一次He did bite me once.
但他解释说But in his defense,
我在他进食时突然从背后冒出来 所以I came up behind him while he was eating, so...
狗都不喜欢那样Yeah, they-they hate that.
谢尔顿是我遇见过的最聪明的家伙You know what, Sheldon is the smartest person I have ever met.
他并不是完人 所以才需要我And he's a little broken and he needs me.
我大概也需要他吧I guess I need him, too.

10
跟我们说说你今天过得怎么样Now, tell us all about your day.
好的 首先我开会迟到了Okay, um, well, first, I was late to a meeting
因为在路上堵车了'cause I was stuck in traffic.
我就叫你在手机装一个交通实时监控软件嘛Well, I keep telling you to put that traffic app on your phone.
你今天回家抱怨 因为吃太多糖豆Hey, when you got home today complaining that you felt sick
而肚子不舒服时from eating too many jelly beans,
我有教你怎么解决问题吗did I tell you how to fix it?
没有No.
相反 我说"小可怜 一定很疼吧"I said, "Aw, that must hurt,"
然后帮你揉肚肚and I rubbed your belly.
我全程都在想着你I thought of you the whole time.
我的意思是 有时你只需去倾听All I'm saying is there's a time to just listen.
多谢Thank you.
有时你也得适可而止 别吃那么多糖豆There's also a time to stop eating too many jelly beans.
"有时"是指十岁以后And it's when you're ten.

我发现推荐生活大爆炸的比推荐纸牌屋和豪斯医生的多的多的多的多。
于是我发现看美剧也可以只是图个乐子。
但是，生活大爆炸看完前五季笑的不如傲骨贤妻多。
笑点在哪啊？
谢耳朵的物理学至上的观点我是赞同的，所以他鄙视朋友的工作非常容易理解。
心理学上讲谢耳朵类似于阿斯伯格综合症，所以谢耳朵的纠结完全是病症而已，没有笑点。
而且本人也是魔兽玩家星球大战爱好者，所以沉迷游戏的角色扮演精神和一遍一遍地看星球大战都非常容易理解啊。
剩下的除了一个耳朵听出茧子的怪声音老妈和见到妹子说不出话的含羞小伙外还有啥？
小潘和雷纳德都是正常人的思维，只不过一个理性妹子和感性汉子有点小冲突矛盾，但是笑点略低啊。
谢耳朵的感情近乎为0就是因为对世界的理解是纯理性构造的，性心理根本就是停滞的所以只能算是聪明的大男孩而已。
所以到现在不理解笑在何处？大部分都是俗套，其余的都是偏见无解甚至对一部分心理学病人的贬低。
PS：写的不全面以后有空继续吐槽。